When we are newlyweds, we often take the time to be with each other on a very intimate level and it may even happen on a daily basis. As we get older and we get more comfortable in our marriage, that seems to settle down to a large extent. It isn’t that we don’t care for each other, it’s just that we don’t quite do the same things that we used to do when we were younger and perhaps in love when all was fresh and new. In the following joke, you get to meet a woman who decided to spice things up but it didn’t work out as she expected.
Three friends meet and start chatting about their love life. The first woman has a lover, the second one is engaged and the third one is married. They agree to try a new seduction tecnique with their men so everyone, that night, is going to wear a lether black corset, 6 inches high heels and a mask to cover the face.
The day after they meet and start talking about what happened.
The one with the lover starts: “as soon as he opened the door, seeing me with the corset and the mask, he started howling and we made love four times on the carpet…”
The engaged one is happy too: “I was kind of ashamed to let him see me like that so I put on a coat, but as soon as he arrived at home I removed it and he was stunned: he started kissing me and we made love two times on the bed”
In the end, even the married one starts telling her story: “I was wearing that outift too, with the corset, the mask and the heels, but as soon as he got home he crashed on the sofa, scratched his balls, took the TV remote and yelled: so, what’s for dinner, batman?”
