People who are newlyweds seem to have a lot of romance in their life. I believe that most people would agree it is a time in their life in which they spent more intimate moments with their significant other than at any other time. It isn’t that we aren’t intimate when we have been married for a number of years and at times, we just need a little inspiration to help push us in the right direction. In the following joke, a woman gets the inspiration she needs from her daughter-in-law. When she takes advantage of a situation, it doesn’t exactly turn out as she would like.
A woman stops by, unannounced, at her son’s house. She knocks on the door then immediately walks in.
She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music is playing, candles are lit, and the aroma of perfume fills the room.
“What are you doing?!” she asks.
“I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law explains.
“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaims. “This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law answers. “Love dress? But you’re naked!”
“Jeff loves me and wants me to wear this dress. It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and can’t get enough of me!”
The mother-in-law leaves, inspired by what she has learned.
When the mother-in-law gets home, she undresses, showers, puts on her best perfume, dims the lights, puts on a romantic CD, and lays on the couch, expectantly awaiting her husband. Finally, her husband comes home. He walks in and sees her lying there provocatively.
“What are you doing?” he asks. “This is my love dress,” she whispers sensually. “Needs ironing,” he says. “What’s for dinner?”
He never heard the gunshot.
