Have you ever thought about what you’d wish for if you were given three wishes? Remember the story about the genie and the lamp? The Disney movie “Aladdin” was based on that story. It goes that if you run on an ancient lamp, sometimes a genie will pop out and you’ll get three wishes granted. Of course, this doesn’t happen, but when I was a kid, it used to be fun to imagine what we would wish for if we got three wishes. Most of the wishes involved money, sometimes they involved love, but in the end, we always knew that although it was fun to dream, the only way we were going to get our wishes granted was through hard work. If you play the lottery, you probably still fantasize about what you’d do if you win. It’s basically the same game, but for grown-ups. Enjoy the hilarious joke below.
Dylan was practicing his golf swing in his front yard when he swung a little too hard and sent the ball through his neighbor’s window.
Dylan ran over and rang the doorbell three times. After no one answered for a few minutes, he opened the door to see broken glass everywhere, a lamp lying on the ground, and a huge fat Arabian man wearing a turban sitting on the couch.
Dylan asked, “Who are you?”
The fat man replied, “I am a genie you have freed from that lamp.”
Dylan questioned, “Oh man, do I get three wishes?”
The genie replied, “Since you freed me by accident you only get two and I get one.”
Dylan thought about it and realized what he wanted, “I want to be the best golfer ever.”
The surprised genie said, “You sure? Most people wish for money, but okay. Now your wife gets one wish.”
Dylan brought over his wife who wished right away, “I want a million dollars every week of my life.”
The genie said, “Granted. And now for my wish, I have been cramped up in that lamp for many years so it been a while since I’ve been with a woman. I want one day of wild, crazy sex with your wife, Dylan.”
Dylan said, “No way!”
The genie replied, “Not even for a million dollars a week?”
Dylan turned to his wife, who said, “I guess for all that, I should. Well, not until Dylan leaves.”
Dylan said, “Okay, have fun, I guess,” and left.
Dylan’s wife then proceeded to have wild sex for the rest of the day with the genie. When they were finished, the genie asked how old her husband was.
She said, “Forty-five.”
The Genie laughed and said, “Isn’t he a little old to be believing in genies?”
