Flight attendants have a tough job. I think when they first sign up to do this as a career, it probably seems exciting. They get to travel constantly and see lots of new places. That’s true, but at the same time, they spend all of their days going up and down an aisle dealing with antsy and uncomfortable people and serving them drinks and snacks. Aside from the travel, it’s hardly glamorous. And occasionally, they’re determined to have a passenger who is a pain in the you know what. When it comes time to ask passengers to put their seat backs in the upright position and their tray tables up, they announce it over the loudspeaker at least once, but they still have to go down the aisle and remind people. I’d not have the patience for it, so kudos to these young men and women. Enjoy the joke below.
A gay flight attendant had a very interesting way of dealing with a snobbish passenger who refused to put their tray up for landing. This woman was asked to raise her tray by the flight-attendant but she didn’t budge and instead spoke condescendingly. You’ll never guess what he said.
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was camping it up outrageously. He seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us:
”Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle.
“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your tray, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat:
“Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”
