We may meet a lot of people in our day-to-day lives but there are certain professions that would have you meeting people more than others. An example of this is anybody who happens to drive a bus. It doesn’t matter if it is a busy route or not, you are going to have people that are constantly getting on and off the bus and you have the opportunity to say hello. You may also fall into some rather interesting situations, which is what this bus driver found in the following joke when he had a bunch of seniors on board.
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder.
She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they don’t eat the almonds themselves, she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth; they are not able to chew them.
“Why do you buy them then?” he asks puzzled.
The old lady Answers, “We just love the chocolate around them.”
