If you’ve ever tried to take off pounds and lose weight, you know how hard it is. It’s hard to break bad habits and ever more difficult to make new healthier habits, especially when it comes to eating and working out. Most of us are set in our ways and habits and in my case, I like what I like, which is chocolate. And it’s not that I’m lazy, but working out regularly requires a lot of discipline and time. One of the things that many people do to motivate themselves to work out and diet is to join programs that help them as they go along. I’m talking about things like a weight loss or exercise boot camp, which isn’t easy, but usually works. The guy in the joke below thought he’d give it a try. It seems to be pretty effective. Enjoy this hilarious joke.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 pound weight loss program.
The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you catch me you can have me”.
Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
“Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.” “Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good in years.”
The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you, your ass is mine.”
He lost 63 pounds that week.
