It doesn’t matter who we are, going to the doctor is not going to be on our list of things to do if it is absolutely not necessary. Some of us may even avoid going to the doctor when we have a genuine need, just because it makes us worry and we feel uncomfortable with what they may say. In the following joke, an American tourist has to go to the doctor because he has contracted something unsavory. The doctor gives him the options but when he gets a second opinion, the options change in a very funny way.
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his johnson in terrible shape. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: I’ve got bad news for you. You’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.
The man looks a little perplexed and says: Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc.
The doctor answers: I’m sorry, there’s no known cure. Were going to have to amputate.
The man screams in horror, Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!
The doctor replies: Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice.
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease.
The guy says to the doctor: Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate it!
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: Stupid American doctor, always want to operate. Make more money, that way. No need to operate!
Oh, Thank God!, the man replies.
Yes, says the Chinese doctor, you no worry! Wait two weeks… it falls off by itself!
