When we first get married, it seems as if everything that our significant other does is perfectly fine. We may even find it endearing, even the things that other people would find annoying or perhaps even repulsive. As we get older, however, some of the things that we used to think were adorable are now annoying and he can put a strain on the relationship. That track comes out in a very humorous way in the following joke. A woman was tired of her husband, who was breaking when constantly so she decided to get some revenge. It didn’t quite turn out as she would have hoped.
After many years of marriage, a wife is completely fed up with her husband farting loudly and disgustingly all night long. She would tell him that he was going to blow his guts out if he kept it up like that. He would just laugh, getting pleasure from annoying her so much.
Then one morning, after a horrible night spent bathed in fumes from his bowels, she’s outside on the farm, butchering a chicken. As she’s pulling the guts out, she stops to look at them and gets an idea.
She smiles. If her pleading won’t make him stop, she sure’s as hell can give him a scare. She decided she would wait until he’d passed out in bed that night to carry out her dirty deed.
Later that night, about 2 am, she woke up, finding her husband not in bed. She saw a light coming from the under the bathroom door and could hear grunting and an occasional whimper.
Scared of what she might find, she pushed the door slowly open. And there, on the bathroom floor, bent over, with his rear end in the air, was her husband with a look of awful pain on his face.
“My God, it happened Marie. You were right. I s**t my guts right out my ass while I was sleeping. But, with the help of God and a curtain rod, I’ve gottem all back up where they belong.”
