Have you ever had too much to drink? Some people set out to deliberately get drunk, while other people just accidentally get a little too buzzed when they’re enjoying happy hour or wine with dinner. One thing that happens when you’re drinking is that you can be sitting down at a table enjoying drinks and conversation with your friends and not realize you’ve had too much to drink until you get up and go to the restroom. Suddenly, the floor seems a little more uneven than it was when you came in and maybe your head feels a little woozy. If that happens, it’s a good idea to stop drinking and enjoy an appetizer. And absolutely, let someone who hasn’t been drinking do the driving home. If you can walk home like the guy in the joke below tried to do, even better. Enjoy this hilarious joke!
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick’s Day.
At one point, Mick the bartender says, ‘You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy’.
Paddy replies, ‘OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then’. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.
‘Damn,’ he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face again.
‘Damn, damn!’
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he’ll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.
‘By Jeebers… I’m a little crocked,’ he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says, ‘No damn’ way’. He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says ‘I can make it to the bed!’ He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
He says ‘Damn it!’ and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, ‘Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night ?’
Paddy says, ‘No Jess, what makes you say that?’
‘Mick phoned… you left your wheelchair at the pub.’
