My children are grown now and although I admit I sometimes miss having children around, I’m not eager in any way to start all over again and have more kids. My husband and I are enjoying our quiet life together and aren’t interested in interrupting it. Because of this, if I suddenly discovered that I was pregnant, I’d not be delighted. Raising kids is the hardest job I’ve ever done, and even though my kids are grown, I’m still very involved with their lives. The difference is that now, I’m not losing sleep at night. Well, at least not most nights. In the joke below, a woman visits the doctor and gets a lot more than she bargained for. I’m sure I’d react the same way. Enjoy this hilarious joke!
A woman went to the Doctor’s office, where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and told her to go relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, “Does she still have the hiccups?”