If you’ve ever been cheated on, you know it’s one of the worst feelings ever. There’s no way to describe the betrayal and sense of loss that comes once you realize that things will never be the same again in that relationship. Even if you move past it, the relationship has lost a bit of its innocence. Unfortunately, life happens and cheating happens, and the best thing to do is just move forward as positively as we can when it does happen. While it can be tempting to dream of ways to get even and get revenge, how healthy is that, really? You know the old saying that when you’re seeking revenge, dig two graves (or something like that). It’s true. However, that doesn’t stop us from delighting in some good-natured revenge jokes like the one below. Enjoy!
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.”
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your cheating ex-husband will get 10 times more or better!”
The woman said, “That would be okay,” and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your ex-husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.”
The woman replied, “That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will regret cheating on me.”
So, KAZAM – she’s the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.”
The woman said, “That will be okay because I will still be the richest woman in the world.”
So, KAZAM she’s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever – Don’t mess with them.
