There may be many different types of jokes but perhaps one that always makes us laugh is when it comes to a farmer’s daughter. I’ll be the first one to admit that some of them are in poor taste but that doesn’t necessarily mean that they are all going to be offensive. At times, they may actually be some of the most humorous jokes that you will hear and I’m sure that this joke will fall into that category. After all, it’s one of those jokes that you want to pass around for all the right reasons.
An Alberta farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor’s and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
“Is your Dad home?”
“No sir, he isn’t; he went to town.”
“Well, is your Mother here?”
“No sir, she went to town with Dad.”
“How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”
“No sir, He went with Mom and Dad.”
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
“Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message.”
“Well,” said the rancher uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.
The boy thought for a moment. “You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.”
