Have you ever been cheated on in a romantic relationship? Most of us have experienced this, unfortunately, and it’s one of the worst things ever for many reasons, not the least of which is the sheer betrayal that we feel after we find out. A lot of people seek revenge, and while that may feel good at the moment, there’s some truth to the old adage of “revenge is a dish best served cold.” Another adage about revenge is, “When plotting someone’s demise, dig two holes.” Sometimes it’s better just to move on with your life and try to find your own happiness. What comes around usually does go around, and people who consistently hurt other people will find themselves with repeated unhappiness. With that said, anyone who’s ever been the victim of cheating can appreciate a little revenge humor, which is exactly what the joke below aims to deliver. Enjoy this hilarious joke, and remember, don’t mess with women. They’re clever.
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.”
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your cheating ex-husband will get 10 times more or better!”
The woman said, “That would be okay,” and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your ex-husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.”
The woman replied, “That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will regret cheating on me.”
So, KAZAM – she’s the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.”
The woman said, “That will be okay because I will still be the richest woman in the world.”
So, KAZAM she’s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever – Don’t mess with them.
