There are many times when we have a pet in the house and we couldn’t imagine that things would be any different. It is a mutual decision that we often make to get the pet, and we may spend a lot of time trying to choose the one that will be just right for us. Then again, there are also times when one of the people in the marriage decide that they would get a pet and the other one doesn’t agree with it. The other person may even try to get rid of the pet, but as you are about to see in the following joke, it sometimes backfires in a very hilarious way.
This guy’s wife gets a cat and he hates it. So one day, while his wife is gone to work, the guy puts the cat in the back seat of the car, drives a few blocks, and lets the cat out. When he gets home, the cat’s sitting there on the front porch.
So the next day, the guy waits until his wife leaves for work again, then throws the cat in the car, drives a mile away from the house, and tosses the cat out. When he gets home, the cat’s sitting there again on the front porch.
Well, the guy’s furious. So he waits until the next day, then throws the cat in the car, and drives as far and fast as he can, making all the turns and doubling back he can to throw off the cat. He dumps out the cat and heads home, but realizes he can’t figure out where he is.
So that afternoon, his wife comes home and answers the ringing phone. It’s her husband. He asks, “Is the cat there?”
She says, “Yes.”
The guy says, “I’m lost. Put the cat on the phone.”
